Jacob

Someone who is rlly fit and overall healthy and good looking. Someone to be around and just a stand up guy, probably packing

Person 1: That guy looks like a Jacob
Person 2: yeah i can definitely see it look how good he looks

by Yourfavoritebaseballguy November 24, 2021

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.

Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023

Jacob

an all around awful guy. he is cocky, immature, rude, stubborn, and narcissistic. he blames everything on everyone else and never takes ownership. one of his favorite things to do is mess with your head. he will make you think he likes you but then get mad at you for no reason. a jacob is someone who is all talk but no skill. he is the fakest person you will ever meet. he is also very loud and obnoxious. his friends don’t even like him. he is not attractive at all. and just when you thought he couldnt get worse, turns out he is a player. he is someone you just dont want to be around. and he will probably end up stabbing you in the back.

Friend: “hey why are you so upset?”

You: “jacob was being an ass”

by factspiller July 26, 2019

Jacob wilkins

Jacob is a pimp he dates girls just to fuck he is a nice dude but he just wants to fuck females

Jacob Wilkins wants to fuck u

by micai cordice weech November 22, 2021

Jacob Robins

The kid from the shrek saying DO IT or I LOVE YOU DADDY

damn that Jacob robins is massive

by Fleetadmiralbob August 29, 2025

Jacob

Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"

jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking

by clownboy May 30, 2018

Joyous Exhilaration Jacob Emberbatch

Also known as jeje, Joyous Exhilaration Jacob Emberbatch is a commonly used phrase in many competitive strategical shooters. It is usually shown at the end of a game as a sign of respect to your teammates Exhilarating gameplay.

“Jeje” says Phillip, a cheery chirp in his voice after a well played game.

“What does that mean?” Asks Geoffrey, wondering what mystery this silly acronym could possibly entail.

“Oh, well Joyous Exhilaration Jacob Emberbatch of course!” Phillip booms into the microphone, a sense of arrogance and superiority in his tone as he speaks.

“kys” says Geoffrey, clearly a bit of a sore loser.

by BedCrack September 22, 2025