god syndrome

A person, by whose actions or words, implies; implicitly or explicitly that they are godlike or know the mind or will of God.

Be very careful when in engaging in meaningful dialogue
not to fall into the god syndrome trap.

by Guido1 February 24, 2010

Derailer Syndrome

The name given to the condition when you cannot remember what the sprocket do-hickey is on a 10-speed bike that changes the gears.

I had three days of derailer syndrome until I went to the bike shop and asked the guys what the heck that thing was called that changed the gears on a 10-speed.

by TheRocketRod July 26, 2008

Goonies Syndrome

A syndrome in which someone is horribly deformed, which in turn makes the person look like "Sloth" off the popular 1985 movie the Goonies. This is to be used to insult someone that is horrible looking.

"Dude don't laugh that kid, Ashton, has Goonies Syndrome"---Ricky
"WOW! she does look like Sloth"---Clyde

by nspectrmustache October 12, 2010

restart syndrome

An obsessive-compulsive need to retry a (video) game every time one messes up on it. Usually done when one is attempting to break a personal record, and has committed a mistake that impacts the chances of breaking it.

This is like the 1,000th time I've restarted Tetris Sprint. I've got a serious case of restart syndrome.

by Rei^2 September 23, 2009

Flagstaff Syndrome

Illness contracted by Flagstaff women that causes extreme disproportion between the upper and lower body. Usually subjects are depicted with a normal-ish upper body and the unfortunate swelling and inflation of buttocks and thighs. It is believed too be a natural phenomenon caused by the high elevation and cold weather of Flagstaff, causing over preparation of the body in storing lower body fat for the cold of the winter season. DNA specimens suggest these subjects are close relatives with the hippopotamus.

I thought that girl was pretty hot but when she stood up I realized she had been afflicted by Flagstaff Syndrome.

by Trent Kurth February 6, 2009

prison syndrome

A condition caused when your hottest co-worker appears to be much more attractive than she actually is - but only in an office setting. Sitting at her cubicle under the aritificial lighting she appears to be a 9, but out at a bar she bears a closer resemblance to grimace. Because you are a pod you eventually shag her, leading to uncomfortable staff meetings and mutual regret.

"Went to happy hour with co-workers and defiled the front desk girl; it was a total prison syndrome shag."

"At the last marketing conference I got blasted and harpooned my assistant. Damn prison syndrome - now I have to fire her before my wife finds out that I speared a carp."

by DirtyDfromDownUnder December 9, 2008

Amotivational Syndrome

Lazy Fuck Syndrome, may be linked to excessive usage of marijuana and other caniboids

I Don't Wanna do my homework, let's smoke up

by ogbg April 12, 2004