misplaced hand

A misplaced hand occurs when someone tries to feel up another person and that person then has to move the hand away (usually to the hip or worst case off the person all together). Most people will get the hint that the area is off limits however sometimes the misplaced hand is misonstrued as playing "hard to get" leading to further embaressment.

After an enjoyable makeout session, maria had to put billys misplaced hand in check. It was only the 2nd date and he had to do some more wining and dining before he could move to 2nd base.

by inspectah gadget April 20, 2010

Jazz Handed

the delicate art of stuffing ones thumbs in a ladys arse, and spreading the fingers out in a joyfull circular bliss around her buttocks, whilst in the act of doggy style.....

Nick: Is lisa allright? She seems to be walking a bit funny today......

Joe: she got jazz handed last night

Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!

by playfulgorilla May 13, 2009

Carnival Hands

the way your hands get sticky/dusty/smelly after a long day playing sports, on a road trip or at a carnival/fair

Can we pull over and find a sink? I've got some serious carnival hands

by Nacho 720 March 15, 2009

hand soap

There are 3 types of hand soap. One type is the foaming kind which is softer and more fun for kids to play with while washing their hands.
Another type of soap is liquid soap. It has about the same consistency as shampoo. It's an average soap and easiest to use.
The final type of soap is bar soap. To use it, put water on your hands, then rub the soap on your hands. These soap bars are slippery so be careful.

Joe: "This bar soap is so slippery! I hope I don't drop it."
*Drops it*
"Wait. Is the hand soap dirty or is the floor clean? I can still use this soap then."

by NicoledaTaco March 9, 2017

hand taco

A hand taco occurs when all the ingredients of a taco are placed between two hands held together at the base making a v, like a taco shell.

Trotsky the dog loves hand tacos almost as much as he loves handjobs.

by TrotskytheDog February 3, 2010

Hulk Hands

Using both of your fists(hands) to fist two women at the exact same time. One girl on each fist(hand).

Damn bro! I heard that Kyle and Chad both had Hulk Hands at Jake's party the other with 4 Jamestown girls. They are true super herebro's.

by RoboChad August 9, 2012

mechanic hand

Ramming your fingers into a girl's rectum, causing your fingers to look as if you are a mechanic.

I just got so much shit under my finger nails, I look like I have a mechanic hand.

by Thommy94 December 14, 2006