Dick Spoilin’

When a girl gives you fat dome and she askes for nothing in return

Chelsey : “Brad didn’t get into any of the frats he wanted to”
Brittney : “You should give him the dopest dick spoilin’ of his life”

by TRS Slang April 28, 2019

Ralph’s Dick

Ralph’s Dick is 9 inches and black

“Did see Ralph’s Dick, omg it’s so big.”

by definitioncorrectfs November 30, 2023

dicking of a lifetime

It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.

I purchased a co-op and the board gave me the dicking of a lifetime.

by Saint Marys Inferno October 6, 2016

big tastey dick

a really tastey dick.

woman: "u have a really big tastey dick"
man: "thanks. now keep sucking."

by mommy milker drinker February 23, 2024

Dick Suckin Freak

A person who is just generally weird and likes to suck dick. Typically a female.

Man 1: You're a dick suckin freak!
Women 1: Am not! I've only sucked one dick!

by alabama isnt so bad :) April 27, 2020

cowerdly dick

when you're such a pussy that you cant approach women men or yourself and your dick retreats inside of you

hooker: what happened to your dick!!!
guy: i dont know!

friend: he has a cowerdly dick!!

by titty dick sprinkles November 25, 2023

Urban dick

(Noun) Someone who abuses and vandalizes this site with crude, childish, or hateful "definitions" which are in reality nothing but insults thrown from the safety of Internet anonymity.

It's sad how urbandictionary.com is being ruined by urban dicks. I downvote them as much as i can.

by The Phantom Logophile May 21, 2019