Fuck

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.

Dear Lord and saviour, my King,

Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady?

Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?!

U did, me sire.

From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.

by KeizerKakkebroek December 30, 2019

Fuckness

When state of everything being fucked up.

My ex was so insecure, going to parties was total fuckness.

by Countrylishes December 30, 2019

fucking this chicken

A response to being told bad advice or advice you obviously already knew.

*you are driving a car*

Friend in the passenger seat: I think you should change gear.

You: Shut up! Who’s fucking this chicken?

by Juicy little pizza boi December 30, 2019

fuck your fuck

the act of having sexual intercourse while fucking a hole in the wall, whose name is Susan. the person most likely to this this is probably a Michael.

"i'm gonna fuck your fuck."
"okay Michael, calm down."
"but i love Susan more than my wife."

by bootyliciousnessness December 31, 2019

The fuck you can

When someone thinks that they can do whatever they want, so you say "The fuck you can".

Guy 1: "Im gonna go to your house and fuck your wife and you won't do anything about it"

Guy 2: "The fuck you can boy, I will slit your throat and make you gargle on your own blood"

by trust me bro, i know April 20, 2019

Nega-Fucks

Fucks that are so small and dense, it caves in on itself, creating a fuck black hole that sucks in your sanity.

*Boring ass lecture*
Student 1: Words cannot describe how little of a fuck I give right now...
Student 2: Brooo, I'm about to start giving nega-fucks...
Student 1: Oh no...
* Student 2's brain begins to implode as the destructive force of nega-fucks erodes his mental capacity*
Student 1: Ah shit, here we go again...

by Lightskin Dreads April 22, 2019

fuck nugget

a cringey person who tries to act like theyre kool

Brooooo did u see that fuck nugget over there
Omg dis fuck nugget

by lyssabich April 22, 2019