Armadillo Dick

When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.

Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”

by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022

Suck dick month

May is suck dick month, every day in may is suck dick day but you have to kiss a girl first. If you kiss this girl she have to give you a Blow.

:Hey you know witch month it is?
:No?
:It’s suck dick month!

by IGotYouBoys April 27, 2022

Dying on the dick

When a girl devotes every ounce of energy she has in service of the dick where she fucks until she passes out

Homegirl was dying on the dick

by Crashout Kas March 1, 2023

Dick Stupid

a top-tier insult for anyone who calls you a penis idiot.

richard: "your really a penis idiot"
You: "well at least i'm not dick stupid"

by Riso nero January 14, 2020

Dick

something ya mom sucks

"Yo your mom always sucks my dick, soon imma be your step dad. So start calling me daddy"
"Dude, stop fucking my mom"

by yamomsucksme August 30, 2021

suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*

kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!

by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021

vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.

The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.

by GrumpyPlatypus June 6, 2016