My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024

Jizz cum in my anus in ohio

the cat is doing that, skibidi

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by jizzcumanusinohio August 12, 2024

Gimme My Lime

'Gimme My Lime' is a phrase used for a meme, after the phrase is said the persons mouth turns into a hyperrealistic drawing of a mouth with Green lipstick chewing on Lime, with loud screams being chanted.

Person 1: "Hey, I got the groceries!"
Person 2: "Gimme My Lime"
(Both peoples mouths transform to make their mouths Green and for them to chew on Lime)
Person 1 & Person 2: Chanting screams

by MACARENA GAMER August 12, 2024

foot on my throat

It is a metaphor meaning to keep a child on a path that does not include crime.

She kept a foot on my throat in order to make sure I followed the correct choices in life.

by JCA/Bremerton August 12, 2024

My

Yep… today…
I love you
More than yesterday!!!!

You filled my bucket!
In your arms…
How I would love to be!!!
Don’t worry…
I believe in you/ me

by a dream and 💔 August 13, 2024

None of my business

YOU'RE GOING TO ADDRESS ME OR I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT YOU PIGS.

Hym "And if it doesn't come along with my money and the credit I'm going to do it anyway. IT'S MY LIFE! I TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S FOR YOU TRYING TO TAKE MINE! IF I DON'T MATTER YOUR KIDS DON'T! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY TO THE PARENTS! 'NONE OF MY BUSINESS! OOPS! SORRY YOUR KID IS DEAD!' YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOU DOING THIS TO ME OR I WILL MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT FOR YOU!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024

Fluid in my face

All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.

Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024