Dirty Macleod

A bagel soaked in whisky and left overnight to absorb. Typically eaten in the morning after a bender.

Manny: Aye bud u making a dirty Macleod?
Paul: Only if you stay up all night bud
Manny: Fine bud, I will if you beat me in pong
Paul: Pffff good luck bud. Lemme just cook up these dirty Macleods and shotgun real quick. They should be ready by the morning.

by Warmbudlight223 October 5, 2021

Dirty Urban

When you stick your finger into a girl whom you have met that night's asshole, without prior permission

In reference to former Ohio State head coach Urban Meyer's escapades on October 2nd 2021

"Dude, I can't believe I gave that chick the Dirty Urban last night. I barely even knew her."

by Nolan_Henderson October 5, 2021

Dirty Dog

A person who is very sexual active. They typically get it on a lot, whenever, wherever.

Yo man, did you hear what Hayden did last night?
Nah, I didn’t.

Dudes a dirty, dirty dog
Classic Hayden

by PBOTT October 6, 2021

the devil's dirty ring

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.

man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!

by Kitty=^^= October 6, 2021

the devil's dirty ring

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.

man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!

by Kitty=^^= October 6, 2021

Dirty.

Somthing messy. Not clean.

Gemma: Gah! My shoes are dirty!
George: Ha! U have a dirty mind
John: This house is so dirty.
Jimmy: My toy is dirty! Waah!Waah

by followingnfantis October 6, 2021

Dirty Proctor

When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger in there ass

Lets go give that kid the dirty proctor

by Stinkyfinger October 6, 2021