Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.

"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"

by swedishmegma July 27, 2016

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Putin

Putin didn’t have one so he was one, a dick

by Ihateputin February 25, 2022

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Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.

Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.

by Skulltra February 3, 2021

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dick rider

someone who fuck with jas

someone: omg i love jas so much

Ugly bitch Lauren: you’re a dick rider then ew

by amara1016 November 30, 2018

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Warlock Dick

A man's penis that has contracted and showing symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo, I tested positive for HPV and now I have warlock dick."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

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Dick Overdose

When youve been getting it on for over 72 hours and you start overdosing on it.
Symptoms include
-Pain, Numbess or swelling
-Psychosis
-Dickmatization

"She nearly dick overdosed on me yesterday"

by PHDInPhotography June 12, 2022

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