Checking out my club

golf bro slang for taking a piss in the woods

"Steve where ya at? We gotta tee off or let these old fogeys play through!"

*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."

by kirkandorules July 26, 2023

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My Summer Car

My Summer Car's the type of game where you assemble your car, go for a 10-minute ride, and open the hood to find one half of your engine broken, and the other half missing.

Random Kid: The car keeps breaking!
Me (gigachad): Skill Issue, go play My Summer Car

by 9xnerd July 26, 2023

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Oh my Dracula

1: An phrase of exclamation.

2: A phrase Kim Dracula fans use in any type of shocking or funny situation.

Oh my dracula, they did not do that!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 26, 2023

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My Friend Roger

A guy you speak to everyday for three years online and played Genshin Impact.

My Friend Roger was always so nice and mained Tartaglia.

by percyjacksonjasongrace25 July 27, 2023

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My back got lonesome

What you tell your main squeeze to explain why you invited a second hot chick/hunk to come over and spoon you from behind in bed, while you are snuggling your Number One partner in front.

Telling your significant other dat "My back got lonesome" may indeed alleviate his/her emotional discomfort --- i.e., confusion and/or concerns about your wanting to have a "threesome snooze" --- but you should still remember to perform da wrist-twist compromise wif him/her. so as to maintain said forward-located slumberer's physical comfort, as well.

by QuacksO July 29, 2023

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