my Trap

That is my trap!
by CombineTheElite July 11, 2021
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my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.
Wow, my girlfriend hates me.
by 1173666 June 19, 2017
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jammed my Glock

When you did that it really jammed my Glock bro.
by Bsdbdh January 27, 2023
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suck on my toes

girl: hey babe suck on my toes

guy: okay lemme go down
by Hahjakwn April 08, 2018
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My lightning

Adjective:: the name you give the love of your life..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..
by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 05, 2023
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My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022
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i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room
person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
by shampoo_bitch November 01, 2023
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