champagne dick

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.

“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”

by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018

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dick

another word for penis and can describe mean people and suck my cock

stop being such a dick! Hurry and suck my dick!

by i am someone hahahahaaaa November 28, 2023

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Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.

"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."

by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021

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`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

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cheese dick

someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis

“steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”

by maddiesex January 23, 2023

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On Dick

When somebody is constantly getting in your business, mostly when they have something against you that really isn't that important, but they treat it as the worst thing to happen since 9/11.

"I'm trying to just talk to people on Discord, but this guy Keith is on dick."

by NabiVR December 21, 2023

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