If you have a cold and someone is being annoying cough or sneeze in your hand and precede to smack the annoyance across their face.
you: shut up!
them: no (continuing to be annoying)
you: Sick Slap! (sneeze in hand and slap across their face)
them: no (continuing to be annoying)
you: Sick Slap! (sneeze in hand and slap across their face)
by zawayou April 13, 2011
by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017
To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.
by BobbyRandyRoss May 16, 2017
by CuckBetaMale July 06, 2021
by SatansBestFriend September 29, 2013
To give someone a brief, pointed, reprimand via text for an "out of line" remark. The virtual equivalent to a "slap upside the head" for an inappropriate or rude comment while texting or in "chat" with someone. A "WTF were you thinking moment" where you give someone a quick "dressing down" in order to bring the conversation back onto previous path.
She deserved a chat slap for being so rude to her best friend. OR ... She gave him a chat slap when he answered her question about the homework assignment, with ribald sexting.
by Kasheega January 21, 2015
John - Your the stupidest biatch I have ever seen Bob
Bob - Not as stupid as that condom on your head that call a hat
John - (Cries and runs home to his mom)
Bob - Get swag slapped queer!
Bob - Not as stupid as that condom on your head that call a hat
John - (Cries and runs home to his mom)
Bob - Get swag slapped queer!
by The best swag slapper ever June 23, 2011