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mersa slap

when you put a glob of hand sanitizer in your hand and pimp slap someone across the face possibly getting the hand sanitizer in their eyes or hair(its a bitch to get out)
you:hey bob!!
bob: what!!!?!??!
you:*mersa slap*
bob:GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT MY EYES YOU PRICK!!!
by cpt.funbags January 14, 2008
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doad slap

talking ones penis and slapping it on someones forehead
shut yo mouth bitch before i doad slap you
by davebeanhead June 29, 2007
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Gatling slap

The gatling slap or gatling-slap is a series of blindingly rapid slaps, usually applied to the face.
Somebody told me he liked DmC: Devil May Cry's commentary on how society is corrupt and how Obama is just a puppet, just like every other ruler. He also told me that the Illuminati are behind everything. I subsequently gatling slapped him like a true boss. Like Big Boss.
by WhiteWarlock September 30, 2013
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Slapped in the sack.

Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.

Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.

Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.
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J-Slap

When you ejaculate into your hand and slap somebody else with the hand you ejaculated into across the face.
"If you dont stfu im going to J-Slap you."

"Dude Amanda didnt shut the fuck up last night so i had to J-Slap her."
by CowNiggaBalls November 25, 2011
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slapping the hog

I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!
by Skates January 22, 2014
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bitch slap

when a person is slapped (usually on the face) because they were doing or saying something bitchy or perverted.
Joe: Hay want to go to my place my parents aren't home. (licks lips)
Sally: What would we do.
Joe: I don't know maybe get rid of your virginity.
Sally: No, you pervert. (Bitch slaps Joe)
by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020
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