Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it

I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

by NextJen September 7, 2024

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018

Uncle

Pedo that shows up at the family reunion.

"Why is Uncle staring at my cheeks".

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Uncle Rock

Dad rock's younger brother. Typically 90's rock... you know, the stuff your weird Uncle listens to

"Pearl Jam? They're not Dad rock, they're Uncle rock!"

by Sparrowpunk October 22, 2017

Uncle Glenning

A person who eats food while defecating into a toliet.

Did Kirk just came out of the bathroom with an empty plate?

Yeah, he was Uncle Glenning it in there.

Wow, that gross...but efficient.

by Dirty Belugas July 18, 2012

step-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's steppibling's husband.

My step-co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.

That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.

by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024