sunken turd

A word that means all the coolest words put into one.

that was some "sunken turd" food
Im "sunken turded"

by john December 20, 2003

turd face

a girl called kentgal who runs the mafia

otherwise known as a right cuntgal.but mainly turd face.

by pat meminge March 03, 2009

Huge turd

To sleep for long periods of time and really disappoint your parents not only by your sleeps habits but your sexual adventures on winona

Man, did you see that huge turd sleep the week away after getting cocked up at the vacation house?

by youre going to hear me snore December 01, 2013

Sugar coated turd

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).

My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!

by armcandy2222 May 27, 2009

Home Turd Advantage

When a person only feels comfortable defecating when they are in their own home.
(Note-Similar to Home Ground Advantage)

Barry:Hey man, you can shit in my toilet if you want?
Joe: No Bro, I've got to have Home Turd Advantage!

by TheBlackList January 12, 2010

Salty Turd Storm

A salty turd storm is when you take bath salts, air dusters, and jenkem and do them all at once for a one of a kind high. There have been reports that if you take enough of it, you will a high that lasts an entire year! Salty turd storms are reserved only for the coolest people on the planet such as Daniel Tosh.

Deven: Hey dude, what did you do last weekend?

Corbin: I was caught in a salty turd storm and got FUCKED UP! I woke up choking on a baloon with jenkem juice all over my face and in my clothes and all in my hair though...

Deven: Dang sounds like you had a pretty shitty weekend.

Corbin: No man its awesome, wanna get in a salty turd storm tonight?

Deven: Fuck Yeah!!!

by B-Town's Pimp Ass Motherfucker October 25, 2011

Phantom Turd Snake

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.

"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"

by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014