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Tard tender

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county
by Steinbrenda January 9, 2022
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twat tender

Money placed into the vagina after sex.
Hey baby don't forget to stuff this pussy with that twat tender this pussy needs to get paid
by BroKen jensen February 24, 2022
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LEGAL TENDER KITING

CENTER OF TRUST

When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.

Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.

Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022
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cat tenders

my cat tenders ate themselves
by cabagekid69 April 5, 2022
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OKC Thunder

Sonics: *leave to become the OKC Thunder*

Everyone in Washington: "ok well Rip City"
by cheerful ox April 9, 2022
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americas thunder

When you fuck everyone around you so hard it can be heard around America
Sounds like americas thunder at that orgy
by Users8629494 May 5, 2022
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Popcorn Thunder

Thunder that certainly sounds like popcorn in a microwave. The building up of suspense such as crackling, popping, loud, etc.
I was sleeping last night peacefully, but I awoke to Popcorn Thunder.
by campm August 18, 2022
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