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Branch the troll

Branch is a total babe! He is so sexy and lovable! Gosh, I would do anything just to hear him sing a lil didley. His beautiful hair reminds me of a wet fart. The most gorgeous troll around, sooo sexyyyy!😘
Person: "Do you know Branch the troll?"
other person: "OmG YES HES SO SEXXYYY"
by Branch_issogood March 2, 2024
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concern trolling

When a person gaslights you into feeling or looking vulnerable or needy for their fake help and hence, inferior. It's a way of domineering over you by establishing a power dynamic where they get to control your life, order you around and you're supposed to feel grateful to be treated like a dog. May be part of a smear campaign, triangulation and poisoning the well of your general reputation. Common to narcissists but everyone has done this at some point, we usually grow out of it after school. They will interrogate you for slander and ruin under the guise of politeness. Social sabotage and attempted social murder.
e.g. "I'm just worried about you" or "are you okay? you seem XYZ" Classic form of concern trolling, weaponised by controlling men and women who otherwise have no recourse to control you in that situation. May speak to you like an abusive parent to a naughty child. Boundary violation is the purpose.
"People have been talking about you so I just came to check how you are." Triangulation method, they're the problem. They are smearing you.
"You look terrible/tired" or "You seem so sad, secretly, can I help?" Interference and belittlement gaslights.
"Are you SURE you're okay?" wearing you down with resistance to their interrogations. Happens in the workplace too.
by paint88 June 30, 2024
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troll detected

Ignorant human being.

troll detected was created by

+BillBuffet
by RootX September 6, 2017
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Reddit Troll

A user (or squad of burners) who lives to stir chaos on Reddit by posting lies, bait, or fake info — usually for clout or for some weird “philosophical” chat with Grok about gang hallucinations on X. They hide behind throwaway accounts, talk like insiders, and act like locals in every subreddit they touch. Basically, that one loud dude who swears he’s the smartest in the room but is actually dumb as hell in real life.
“Bro probably part of that u/NELA730 or WSDMGC73 clique — straight Reddit troll behavior.”—LA locals
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025
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Troll Job

When one receives a blow job under a bridge.
My girl gave me a troll job while we listened to RHCP.
by PimpMeesh September 18, 2021
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Trolling

Using Symmetra's teleporter on Oasis to trick your teammates into walking off of the map.
Cristian and Nias were both victims of trolling on Oasis by LevelUpLifting and BigWalrus1. It was hilarious and will be forever immortalized in this video.
by LevelUpLifting January 30, 2023
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Glitter Troll

the term for a radical left snowflake invader in the tabletop role-playing game space. The polar opposite of a grognard. The blue-haired nose-ringed pseudo-geeks who invaded D&D and started complaining about the word 'race' as applied to elves, dwarves, etc. They came into the fantasy gaming space and started claiming all sorts of goofy crap, saying drow and orcs were 'black-coded,' inadvertently showcasing their own weird racism. They're the reason the 2024 Dungeon Master's Guide has a whole section on triggers and safety tools. It is due to their influence that we now have D&D characters that exist as transvestites in wheelchairs in a fantasy setting where they could become able-bodied biological women with like... two spells. Wild narcissism.
We left the game room at the convention after some Glitter Troll came in and sarted sperging out because our homebrew character sheets didn't have a place for pronouns. Thankfully, Sarah saved the day by ordering pizza and inviting us all to play in her room.
by Loupvapeur November 24, 2024
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