Bob's your monkey

An alternate version of the classic expression bob's your uncle.

who's your uncle?
i don't know but "Bob's your monkey"

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch May 3, 2011

Bottle cap Bob

A gross Uncle who puts bottles in his ass and hits them with a hammer until they break. Resulting in numerous ass surgery's

Bottle cap Bob is in the hospital once again for his ass play fetish with bottles.

I wonder if he can open a Corona

by missispokes April 28, 2009

Wild hairy bob

A wild hairy bob is a beast that no man can tame. He is a creature that is half man and half squatch.

Rumor has it that the Wild Hairy Bob was once caught and tied up naked inside a barn.

Wild Hairy Bob

by SquatchBeliever288 July 25, 2016

Bob Marley Friendly

A confirmation that you are allowed to posses and consume marijuana. Free from scrutiny or seizure.

George: Are you going to the Airliner tonight?

Frank: Nah, their security is not Bob Marley Friendly.

George: Bullshit, I was there last week and everyone was puffing on the balcony.

by A_Wax August 23, 2011

Big Booty Bob

Big Booty Bob is someone who has a big booty and is not a ho(e). Hence the bob. They have morals and don't bother with 'going around'.

Person1: Do you see that girl over there?
Person2: Which one? The one with the big booty?
Person1: Yeah that's Big Booty Bob.
Person2: Why Big Booty Bob?
Person1:because she has her life together and doesn't go around.

by Rozer_Vivs July 27, 2016

Bob Ross Breakdown

like James Marriott says: "Bob Ross Breakdowns occur when a creator is going through such distress that they completely shift away from their norm."

can be abbreviated to BRB, but not to be confused by the short form of be right back

Boy: "did you hear that? James Charles dyed his hair platinum blonde, I wonder why he did that..."
Girl: "it's most definitely because of a Bob Ross Breakdown"

by lolongod August 26, 2019

Billy-Bob complex

When a man thinks he is not good enough for his partner due to thier amazing beuty, talent, charm etc. Derived from Billy-Bob Thorton's post-divorce comments in which he stated that he didn't think he was good enough for Angelina Jolie and that she deserved someone better than himself.

"My boyfriend always thinks I'm going to leave him and says I should find someone better than him. He so has Billy-Bob complex!"

by Shaynish February 22, 2009