Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five. Annoying but fun.

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.

by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021

Comfort tree

You know what a comfort woman is. Comfort tree is basically a comfort woman, but it's a tree.
btw a comfort woman is, during the ww2, women that were used to satisfy the soldiers needs sexually etc.

Person A: look at that Comfort tree
Person B: nice Comfort tree

by random-guy123456789 April 16, 2021

Tree

A Giant Stone Age Dildo (watch out you might get splinters)

i love me some tree

by SheetMetal January 31, 2020

trees

wired leefy boi that just blow around

i can still see you humping that trees

by ohhh hell yea May 2, 2019

tree vr

A big and muscular Monke that plays Vr games and mostly plays Gorilla Tag

OMG it is Tree vr he is sooo hot.

by Treevr April 16, 2022

Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

peeing on your tree

To claim someone or something.

Like a dog marks their territory.

"You are mine, I'm peeing on your tree."

"Did you see john's heart eyes on Sally's thirst trap? He is totally peeing on her tree."

by LOOTxSAVAGE July 8, 2025