by justcallmewebster March 07, 2014
by Needle maiden April 22, 2024
an uncle sandwich is where you fart in a man’s mouth and give birth at the same time resulting in an uncle sandwich
by casdandracancaan December 09, 2022
The uncle boogalo sleepover move is meant to be one of the most intricate sex move ever to be created. First you have to gather 2 short guys and 2 tall guys, then you have the short guys jack off into a plastic pail while the 2 tall guys 69 each other in another corner across from them, then at exactly 11:00 am they all have to get in a 1932 Stout Scarab and drive to a sperm bank in which they'll go behind and fuck each other however they want without getting caught. But at 11:40 am they have to get back in their Stout Scarab and drive to a IHOP and every single one of them have to get the world famous Choclate Choclate Chip pancakes with a side of Sirloin Steak Tips and Mountain Dew. Finally go home and take that pail and dump it on all of yourselves
Friend 1: So what did you guys do over summer
Friend 2: We planned out how we would do the greatest sex move of all time
Friend 1: And what's that?
Friend 2: Uncle Boogaloo’s Sleepover
Friend 1: oh that's great, did you do it perfectly
Friend 2: yes and I'm fucking proud of it
Friend 2: We planned out how we would do the greatest sex move of all time
Friend 1: And what's that?
Friend 2: Uncle Boogaloo’s Sleepover
Friend 1: oh that's great, did you do it perfectly
Friend 2: yes and I'm fucking proud of it
by BigPeePeePooPoo January 06, 2021
Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.
by scrappington2 December 26, 2015
A person who works against their own people or knowingly allows themselves to be used as a tool by enemies who are working against people like themselves. Similar concepts include coon, sambo, house n word, house slave, etc. A portmanteau of Uncle Tom, Uncle Ruckus and Cuck. A slave who rats the plan to flee/revolt to massa for some hot biscuits.
"Who wins the Uncle Cuckus Award between Clarence Thomas, Clandace Owens, Larry Elder, Tim Scott, Byron Donald's Cuck, Vivek Ramapickme, Nikki Haley, Ben Shapiro, David Rubin, Caitlyn Jenner or the black gay guy who got kicked out of the maGA gathering & still blew maGA like they're not gonna force him to marry a woman?"
"Poor rural white dummies."
"Now if you'll notice the definition, it says people who Knowingly are tools for their enemies against themselves."
"Then Dave Chappelle."
"AH! Forgot about him. Touché."
"Poor rural white dummies."
"Now if you'll notice the definition, it says people who Knowingly are tools for their enemies against themselves."
"Then Dave Chappelle."
"AH! Forgot about him. Touché."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025
Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.
Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.