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One-night friend

A one-night friend is an internet friend that you stay up late to chat with, but ghosts you the next morning and never talks to you ever again.
A: 'I met a really great girl last night on discord! We have so much in common.'
B: 'Really? Have you talked to her today?'
A: 'No, she left me on read.'
B: 'That sucks, she's probably only a one-night friend'
by oftmice June 28, 2019
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late night jimmy

(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun

1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.

2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"

"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
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M-Night-Shayamalan'ed

When one player in a two (or more) person storytelling bonanza rapidly brings the story to a hault with an unexpected, yet, perfectly flawless twist or sequence of events that tie up all the loose ends; leaving the other person in a state of shock and awe.
"Little did they know that the small, yet thrifty scotsman had REALLY ingested a pseudo *amulet* as a means to cover-up his real death by erotic asphyxiation and had actually sold the true diamond gem to Gerald the meerkat after his lucrative return from space, which he then used to buy his family's freedom back in Cairo where they were being held hostage by the confused Walrus's parents who sought the diamond *amulet* for it's mystical 'hat - to - rabbit' magical properties in the hopes of presenting it to their son (whose only dream it was to some day own a rabbit), as a means to make amends for the years of land-dwelling socialization they had forced upon him in the desert."

".........wow, you totally just M-Night-Shayamalan'ed me"
by drbambam January 10, 2013
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Friday night friend

Someone who acts like your friend-they talk with you and hang out with you-one night a week, but then any other time you try to talk with them they ignore you.
She was such a great friend yesterday, but today she isn't responding to my text messages. She's such a Friday night friend.
by AtomicWookie September 25, 2010
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Clean sheet night

When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.
I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.

Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!
by srirachalover666 October 24, 2014
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Late night creepin

“When you stroll the streets low and slow to think about your actions, clear you mind or catch any ops lackin.”
“Jeffery is the reason your girlfriend late night creepin.”
“Yo bro tryna go late night creepin I bet those pansy’s are lackin at wally”
“Aye come on this creep with us shit will get wild”
by Tylerliktosk8 May 9, 2022
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“Take the night off”

An excuse girlfriends use to ditch you and hook up with other guys
My girlfriend decided to “take the night off” with her ex boyfriend
by Jason 3 October 9, 2019
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