Clown

A dumb b**** who either still has feelings for their ex or someone they talked to or someone who makes a dumb mistake

Wow Jazmin still likes them, she is such a clown.

Clown things 🤡

by we_real_20737 December 16, 2019

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Mad Clown Disease

A "mental illness" in which the afflicted avidly and blindly loves the "evil clown" character depicted in horror movies, haunted attractions, video games, and Halloween, even encouraging others to love it too, despite the negative impact on the world the "evil clown" character has. The afflicted will express defiance when asked to change their ways, believing nothing is wrong with them. The term comes from a term The Joker uses in Batman: Arkham Knight.

Mad Clown Disease reached one of its highest points when Stephen King's "It" hit the big screen in the 20'teens, when everybody started to go wild over Pennywise the Dancing Clown, despite the negative impact he has on the world. The syndrome spread like cancer and still does today.

by Info2go August 28, 2025

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Clown Shoes

Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.

(Would you like to go get a 40?) Response: "I'm down like clown shoes"

by Cardiac Cat September 10, 2009

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Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

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The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

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