Simp

S - Squirt (ed), shoot/shot, soil (ed)
I - In
M - My
P - Pants

Usually seen on TikTok, Simp is used to let someone in the video or live know that they are SOOO hot, that the commenter has just SIMP. Terminology for prematurely ejaculating in their pants.

You are so hot, quit making me SIMP for you.

I've just SIMP because of you.

by PSeudonym0696 January 19, 2021

simp

debo

debo is a simp

by debo garbutt February 25, 2020

Simp

Jesse

Jesse is a simp

by Hshshehshs January 31, 2021

Simp

A person who agrees to whatever the other person says and tries to please the other person. Basically being his/her yes man and does not correct the other person when he/she is wrong

Jason just agrees to whatever Sky says and just tries to please him. What a "simp".

by Cy123 March 24, 2023

Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

Simp

Simp stands for squirrels in my pants it's a famous quote from Phineas and Ferb

I jump like that because there are simp

by Platypus controlling me October 18, 2020

Simp

Someone who is submissive towards a girl in hope's of getting her attention

Yo that one nigga noah was Simpin last night

by Jack Phil February 29, 2020