text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.

As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."

by QuacksO April 29, 2019

Drunk texting

Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars

“We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”

by Psedhduru July 15, 2019

Kayne my text

Kayne my text - When you share or post texts between you and someone else that were supposed to be private.

Person 1 and Person 2 are texting. The last text, Person 1 tells Person 2, "Hey don't Kayne my texts, they were supposed to be private, for your eyes only."

by Katcarlizle May 31, 2018

texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.

Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit

by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010

enhance text

Make something more important, or if in a new artical make it more juicy.

Lets try to enhance text a bit. do you agree?

by anonymous January 14, 2018

Trauma Text

When someone tells about their overly dramatized "traumatic" experiences.

Omg! Jenny just sent me a trauma text. Poor Jenny!

My life is such a trauma text!

by roflolmao haha June 24, 2018

Slunk Text

(v) when you are 'drunk with sleep' or overly tired and send a text as if you were drunk; may result in not remember ever sending said text. This text is often either vulgar, gibberish, extremely honest, or angry.

(n) a text sent or received by someone who is 'drunk with sleep'

"Aw damn, I think I slunk texted my ex last night.."

by Breezydarling September 29, 2012