Slappin the go go stick 

Beatin that dick like it owes you money. Slappin and spanky your soul pole to the rythym of go go music tell you paper weld your favorite male fitness magazine.

Patrick: "How was your night dude? I bone honed some axe wounds last night. Fucking crazy three some with some fine hinas."

Nathan: "Oh, well that's nice I spent all night slappin the go go stick while crying into my own boxers. That you fuckin stapled. Ya FUCK STICK!!!"

Patrick: "Your such a fag haha"

Slappin the go go stick by NATHANBOGTROTER November 16, 2010

Long end of the stick 

Too see a positive or favorable outcome from a situation that could have been really shity!

The rubber busted but she didnt get pregnant.. I got the long end of the stick!

Long end of the stick by 432Cherries December 8, 2019

bring it back on a stick 

when you go to poop, you bring some back on a stick so the company man knows you arent out goofing off.

"make sure you bring it back on a stick"

bring it back on a stick by drilling rig September 4, 2009

head on a stick

To render a person immobile by severing their spine.

We use to do it to captured enemy during the war to keep them from escaping --- a talking head on a stick.

head on a stick by jojowashere April 10, 2009

Stick Nigger 

A game played by multiple people driving in a car, each person holding a stick. While driving, if a black person is spotted, someone will yell 'Stick Nigger' and throw the stick in an attempt to hit them. If the thrower hits the target, the car continues to drive. However if the thrower misses, then the car must stop and the thrower will retrieve the stick before moveing on.

I was playing Stick Nigger with my chums last night, we had a jolly olde time praying upon the minorities and lowering thier self esteme, Biitch!!

Stick Nigger by session20 August 23, 2004

poop on a stick 

An exclamation that takes the place of "Oh crap!"

Oh poop on a stick!!! I just spilled my drink!

poop on a stick by 123454323 September 2, 2008

The Stick 

Punishment, opprobrium; usually undeserved.

"It's not fair - he acts like a knob and I get the stick for it."

The Stick by Will_A September 14, 2005