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First Snow Angel 

The first time a teenage boy discovers his ascent into manhood after rising from his bed and looking down at the imprint in his sheets.
Mateo: How was your night?

Alex: <Takes puff from a cigar> Amazing. I'm a man now.

Mateo: Oh, are you now? How did that happen?

Alex: I had this dream about Adriana Lima and when I woke up and got out of bed, I looked down and saw my First Snow Angel.

Mateo: Gross, dude.

Alex: If you think that was a sticky situation, wait to you hear what I did with your girlfriend.
Related Words

ghetto snow day 

A day off from classes or school due to a perceived criminal and dangerous event. The irony is that in a ghetto these events would be quite common, so instead of being a scary emergency situation, they are more on par with an unexpected snow day, and are in fact quite harmless. Examples include nearby robberies or murders, escaped convicts, bomb threats, and prank fire alarms.
We had a ghetto snow day last week because someone robbed a check cashing store and was spotted on campus. Although we were notified about this a couple hours late, we still had no classes!
ghetto snow day by notrpi April 7, 2010

Lake Effect Snow 

Lake Effect Snow is a sexual act similar to a Buffalo Blizzard, but contains at least twelve guys - or thirteen if there's no girl. The guys all build up huge loads, and then get blowjobs from the girl. they all cum on her face at the same time, dumping a ton of "snow" on her.

Another similar sexual act called a Whiteout would include at least twenty guys jizzing on a girl at once, with an emphasis given to the face and eyes, thereby causing a whiteout for the girl, as she cannot see.
Matt: How was that stag last night?

Justin: Awesome!! We dumped Lake Effect Snow all over the strippers. I think one had to stop because of a whiteout.
Lake Effect Snow by SnowMen13 January 25, 2011

Paul Giamatti snow globe 

An act in which the male has intercourse with his female partner and starts with the "sideways" position followed by giving her oral pleasure, but he must have a full grown beard. Thus giving the act of a "Fred Claus". After that, the man's penis will soften so the female must give him a "Cinderella Man" by giving him a handjob with a boxing glove. He thus then puts on a taxicab hat and has the female lay on her stomach while he rubs his penis on her ass giving her the "Man on The Moon" with butter on his nuts. He must say the phrase "One step for man, On giant leap for Gaimatti". Then he takes her to the bathroom and has her in doggystyle position over the tiolet. Her head dipped into the tiolet bowl as he has doggy style intercourse thus creating the "Lady in the Water". After that session she needs to put some baking greese on her knees, kneel down, say "Honey I'm home" and the man respond by inserting his penis in her mouth thus giving her "The Big fat Liar". After all is done he finishes by ejaculating on her knuckles giving her the "Shoot em Up". She takes the sperm from her knuckles, rubs it against his testicles and then shakes them up like a snow globe thus creating the finale known as the Paul Giamatti Snow globe.

Try it on your friends.
Bitch shut up before I make you go through the Paul Giamatti Snow Globe and make you drown in the tiolet.

the snow dragon 

When a girl deep throats you upside down and you nut inside her mouth forcing the semen to shoot out of her nose.
That chick Stacy is always down for the snow dragon, she takes it like a champ!

Cardiff Snow Sports

Definitely the best university society ever to have existed in the whole history of university snow sports clubs. Other Uni snowsporters wish they could be as cool as Cardiff Snowsports but know that they will never reach that point.
Home to bad behaviour, boobs, balls and banter.
3 things Cardiff Snowsports does best:
1.Ski/Snowboard
2.Get Naked
3.Get Wasted

We also fuck TVs and Home of the Cardiff Steeze Academy
Non-Cardiff/other Uni Snow Sport Person : " Should of gone to Cardiff, their Snow Sports lot are sick!"

"Nobody does it like Cardiff Snow Sports."

Cardiff Snow Sports
Cardiff Snow Sports by dayumjapan January 4, 2012