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Computer Sexy 

A woman who's online photos are sexy, but in person she isn't.
Bill: Damn! That Myspace photo is hot!
Jeremy: Nah, she's just computer sexy. I saw her at the bar and she was missing teeth and had a gut.
Computer Sexy by J Unity October 2, 2008

Facebook Sexy 

When someone is sexy on Facebook, but not in real life.
Wow, Mae is soo sexy
No, dude shes Facebook Sexy.
Facebook Sexy by Duke Baylor November 22, 2011

Hot sexy runner goth girl 

That one xc girl who is pale from her anemia, she listens to my chemical romance on the way to meets and motivates herself with her live wallpaper of Gerard Way.
Person 1) did you see Ceci’s black leather jacket and my chemical romance shirt?
Person 2) yeah, she is such a hot sexy runner goth girl.

Love Me Sexy 

A well-known song, created by well-known artist/basketballer/actor/soccer coach/love guru Will Ferrell in the slap stick comedy, Semi-Pro. The song is used to seduce women using smooth rhythms and super froody harmonics to ensnare the mind. The song, originally written by Jackie Moon's (Will Ferrell)Mother, was stolen by Jackie after his mother died. This song is best sounding while making boom boom bang bang with your sex partner.
"As soon as i turned on Love Me Sexy, her clothes seemed to melt off and she was on the floor just waiting for me to give her the Arabian Death Mask."

accidental sexy 

Obviously sexy without trying. Same as Apparently Sexy. Effortless seduction. Unaware of the power of your sexiness.
Janet: That dress is so cute on you.

Kate: I want to wear it to work, but why do I feel like it's not appropriate. (looking down at her accidental cleavage) So dumb.

Janet: Right. CLEARLY you're a woman.

Kate: Totally. Accidental Sexy...the story of my life.

man sexy 

man sexy: a.
1. to be masculinely sexy.
2. for a man to look extremely sexy in the eyes of women.
"damn! even in jen's pin-striped slacks i'm man sexy.
man sexy by concretefeet July 2, 2005