sam foust

sam like his fat ginger cat larry and he loves Freja because she is so cool, funny, pretty and smart.
He also likes correcting your and you’re which is very annoying.
he never stops talking about him being lactose intolerant, pizza or himself
his brother is leng .
he is terrible at speed run and minecraft
he also has very hairy feet and gives butch lesbian vibes

person: did you see that certified beefcake??
other person : yea that’s a real sam foust he can get it

by Urmomswhore May 2, 2022

Sam

HES THE MOST AMAZINGEST PERSON EVER AND SO FLIPPING SMART AND DESERVES EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND DONT EVEN DENY IT BTW

ok i'm not gonna add an example but this was written by the second most amazing person ever after sam ofc 😋

by second most amazing person November 20, 2021

Sam

Sam is one of the most amazing friends you could ever ask for. He's funny, adventurous, and amazing with the guitar. He'll be there for you when you're down and let you touch his rad hair. Although Sams are known for leaving a good friend behind, you can always remember how great it was to have a Sam.

There he is. Sam. What a cool guy.

by BIGbEaNz January 11, 2019

sam bc

A small manboy who pretends to be straight.

"George has been dating Emily for 5 years but they never had sex. They didn't even sleep in the same bed. Is he gay?"
"He must be a sam bc"

by J.Butler November 24, 2021

Sam Foust

Likes to draw and hate school.

Sam Foust hates school very much.

by M_E_M_E_S May 13, 2018

sam

THE BEST PERSON EVAAAAAA

person 1: yeah he’s the best person eva
person 2: then his name HAS to be sam

by genna geev October 21, 2019

Sam Gustav

Sam Zanjani has the biggest dick in his whole school. It's not even human... Its a fucking beast. All girls wants him and Gustav Karlsson. Gustav also has the biggest dick in his school both Sam and Gustav can get any girl

Sam Gustav

by SixToez October 4, 2021