5 second rule 

A rule describing the amount of time that a magical force field surrounds a dropped piece of food, after which the force field drops and the food can become dirty and not edible

Shaniqua dropped her Oreos on the floor, but she still ate them because of the 5 second rule.

5 second rule by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

Ja Rule'd

To have all of your rap street cred and lies about your life exposed so much by a rival MC, that you lose about 90% of your fan base....

While being "Ja Rule'd"...a rapper might call up a radio station so irate that they sound like a complete jack ass...while their opponent is as cool as a fan...

As of February 3rd....rapper Rick Ross...who lied about his life as a rich drug dealer..and was exposed as being a former officer of the law...(a CO is an OFFICER of Law Enforcement)...was exposed by 50 cent when 50 flew up Ross's Baby mother...who Ross doesnt give money to..not even for his own kid...and had her expose him.... Later 50 took care of her and her friend by taking them shopping...while suggesting that there would be some sex later...

Ross called up Hot97...pissed...and speaking so uncool..and unlike his usual BOSS character, that he sounded like a whole different person....

He was Ja Rule'd!

Ja Rule'd by mrnucky February 2, 2009

fortune cookie rule 

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

fortune cookie rule by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005

Ja Rule Hater 

1.) A person that knows whats big in the hip hop world, that kinda rules ja rule out right there.

2.) A person that knows that ja rule is a tupac wannabe, the only thing tupac and ja rule have in common is an early death, you know what i mean!!!

ja rule is 2 foot tall and thinks hes tupac, i just laugh my ass off at him, doe ray me - d12, i instruct ja rule to listen to it!!!

Ja Rule Hater by realestni99a4eva April 30, 2005

five second rule 

A superstitious belief that food can remain in contact with the ground (no matter what's on it...?) and still be edible.

*Eddie drops a rasberry onto dogcrap by accident while walking with Bill*

Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.

five second rule by PunkOrNot August 16, 2005

half-your-age-plus-seven rule 

A convenient rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Widely referred to and used, the rule has merit for usefulness. The full version states: "if you halve your years then add seven, you'll have the youngest decent age for a partner; if you double your years then subtract seven, you'll have the oldest decent age for a partner".
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.

26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.

half-your-age-plus-seven rule by kriswa August 3, 2007

dickout rule 

when playing golf, and an opening drive on a hole does not travel further than the ladies tees, the goddamn bastard who hit the ball so short must unzipper his zipper and pull his dickout for the remainder of the hole.
2 things you should know:
Does not apply to women.
Does apply in the presence of women

Mike played alright except for the 3rd hole, when we had to use the dickout rule.

No gimmes, Paul's on my team, and we're playing with the dickout rule.

dickout rule by montie August 20, 2004