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Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023
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Elias Peter Gonzalez

The most amazing person you will ever meet. The cutest, most adorable sweetest guy in the entire world. He cares about everyone so much, and is the most loving person ever. When you meet him you'll be like "Holy moly donut shop! I wanna marry this man RN!!" He's always making sure you know your worth. The second you meet him you'll immediately start simping. He'll give you so much love, and once you meet him, you will forever be content with life. :)
me: omg Elias Peter Gonzalez is just amazing
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.
by ella.is.cool.999 February 8, 2021
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Peter Hilliard

formerly Zackary Lanton, Peter is legendary. fork knife, roblox, he's got it all. don't tell him it's cringy because he will go batshit. he's better than every other youtuber combined. Zackary Lanton was his stage name, but bete has finally opened up and is showing us his real, gorgeous, sex machine self. god he's so damn sexy he makes all the guys hard and the girls' panties cream, and everything in between.
person 1: have you heard anything about Zackary Lanton lately?
person 2: no dumbass he finally showed us his real identity, he's Peter Hilliard now
by Zackary_Lanton_is_God July 21, 2019
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peter houston

a loving man who cares for anyone he encounters.
wow I just met this girl and she 's so nice, she's a peter Houston.
by brandyteddy November 23, 2016
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Peter Pan

A penis that smells like rotten fish
Guy 1: You wanna come over and eat sandwiches?
Guy 2: Sure, but first I need to wash my Peter Pan
by TrashBoat2000 November 1, 2017
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peter völk

Peter Völk is the best butchery in the world!
by ImBlackMexxx January 3, 2017
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Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery as they make money for someone else not just themselves and not everyone knows that because they wern't gifted by god or smart enough to realize it.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024
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