Penis Goblin

Fucked aubergine-shaped goblins which actively seek you out after you smoke some loud. They are partially blind but can smell your fear. The Penis Goblins will do unspeakable things and confiscate your weed stash.Don’t let the Penis Goblins catch you!

Holy fuck bro, you smoked way too much Moroccan Hash. The Penis Goblins are coming!

by Beesechussy November 25, 2021

Penis Admirer

A guy that prefers beautiful cocks instead of scary vulvas.
A guy in denial of being gay.

A: Yo, you’re gay.
B: Stop calling me gay, I’m just a penis admirer!!!

by mindblowingmindblower August 30, 2022

Penis Drawer

Somebody who has a strange obsession with drawing penises.

Amber Fucking Snyder is a penis drawer.

by Desi And Ashley January 4, 2009

penis car

(n) A sports car or any other flashy car intended to serve as an attractant for females.

He cruised the streets in his red penis car, boom box blaring, searching for prey.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

penis penis penis

a phrase to let people around you know that the penis game has started

Person 1:penis penis penis
Person 2: Fuuuuck I hate the game
Person 1: PENIS!!!

by TheTrueGodHisLostFriend November 6, 2010

Penis Gobbler

A fruit roll-up like editable condom, when expired causes hallucinations

this chick ate a penis gobbler off my dick and she got mad sick.

by xacy83 February 21, 2011

Penis Music

Music that seems to have been created by a single external digit of the human body smashing a synthesizer.

High-tempo and discordant electronic music, related to noise music.

That track you created on your phone with iKaossilator is pure penis music. Did you use your hands this time?

by Duke-Baloney March 16, 2020