by Dickballer June 6, 2022
Get the Wank mug.When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.
Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?
Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.
Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.
by Tylah808 March 23, 2011
Get the multi-wank mug.First guy: Dude the other day i kick over all my brothers Lego
Other Guy: Godzilla Wank?
First guy: Yep
Other Guy: Godzilla Wank?
First guy: Yep
by Peter crouch August 21, 2018
Get the Godzilla Wank mug.The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)
Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.
by Z Noodle April 6, 2021
Get the Whitstonian Wank mug.When a man masturbates, usually at home or at a friend’s, with the door open to increase the risk of getting caught. This can produce a very powerful orgasm.
by CircumcisedCanadian January 12, 2020
Get the Risky Wank mug.by Camo Clown February 16, 2017
Get the wank couch mug.As he reached the summit of mount everest, he realised the magnitude of his achievement and the proceeded to honour it by having a power wank.
by Dick Dames April 11, 2016
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