blow your nose

Junior misunderstood when his dad saw a booger in his nostril and told him, "blow your nose." He's been enjoying a steady diet of coke ever since.

Don't ever tell a cocaine addict, "blow your nose," because they will take it literally.

by Polly Mathers October 01, 2020

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nose dump

When you blow out so much snot out of your nose, it's comparable to taking a shit from your nose.

Now that I took a nose dump, my sinuses are clear as can be!

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When you crush up and snort caffeine pills and then sniff computer duster.

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"pee nose is my dad"

"no, son, i was robbing a bank and found you eating the money"

by mrmrpizza May 29, 2022

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Didn't think it was gonna happen there, but thankfully the sun helped me bust a nose nut

by Kramardi June 03, 2021

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When uneducated people try to contour their nose and it looks so muck like a penis that men feel gay for looking at it

“Nick looked at her nose and I was said she had a penis nose and then he had to say no homo cause he felt gay”

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Bro, I banged this bird last night and her arsehole looked like a Star Nosed Mole was winking at me!

That arsehole looks like a Star Nosed Mole digging its way out of hibernation!

by BushyBikiniLine June 07, 2021

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