by hubbahubba696969 March 10, 2022

1 Girl- “Mike been messing with both of us”!
by Kitties Mohawk May 22, 2021

by MLGassSlayer10000 February 23, 2021

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you
by John Damage June 7, 2011

Known as the ultimate warrior and idiot of Arab Squad, loves Fortnite and Soccer but he also loves picking his nose
Jesus first always
Jesus first always
by CodTime? March 25, 2022

by LooongDickPapi May 14, 2018

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type
"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"
by butthole4777 December 17, 2018
