Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.
by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018

by undefined1234567890 January 3, 2019

The practice of manipulating a financial model to maintain a 2.0x return despite discovering negative information during diligence. This is often achieved by increasing exit multiples, reducing Capex, manipulating working capital assumptions, increasing revenue growth rates and increasing gross margin assumptions among other tactics. This is also sometimes referred to as goal seek modeling where every factor other than purchase price is adjusted to arrive at the desired outcome.
Associate 1: I have some bad news, the Target's recent results are well below the banker model and suggest that the declining revenue and margins are continuing vs turning around.
Associate 2: No problem, I'll just apply a little Model Magic and the return will still be 2.0x
Associate 2: No problem, I'll just apply a little Model Magic and the return will still be 2.0x
by Finance101 August 11, 2024

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.
*Sees engagement photo*
"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."
"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."
by realisttttt January 23, 2013

This is a common phrase said by White people before committing in the act of eating coleslaw or unseasoned chicken, maybe even perform a few yoga poses
by UrbanInsanity March 4, 2025

It's a mix between weed and a good hash, mixed together with a bit of tobacco, and rolled into a big fat blunt.
by ((Yeah_man)) ((420)) December 18, 2019

by Finn :3 March 28, 2024
