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iT’s JuSt DaRk HuMoR 

This is what cishet tiktok boys say as an excuse mostly for being sexist but also homophobic and sometimes racist.

Girl on tiktok: men are trash. I went on a date with a girl and she was NICE TO ME????? I didn’t know they were supposed to do that
Boy in comments: ur gonna die alone you fucking f*ggot I hope you get raped and you turn straight again
Girl: that’s sexist and homophobic
Boy: it’s just dark humor you girls don’t get it

iT’s JuSt DaRk HuMoR by Gay pineapple July 15, 2020

I Plain, Just, Don't CARE About Them!!!

The term you use when people are trying to make you be friends agian with two or more people, after you decided to never be their friend agian. You can use the term, but no one listens to you and keeps on saying how you should go back to being their friends, even though you hate your old friends and your starting to get pisses off at the people that are trying to reunite you with your old friends that you don't want to be around and you just plain don't care about.

Person A: Come on Person B! You know that you and Person C & D are best friends forever!

Person B: Oh my God! Listen to me! I plain, just, don't CARE about them!!! I don't WANT to be their friend! Don't you get that!?!

Person A: Yes. But uh...come on! I want to be the one to reunite the three of you!

I Plain, Just, Don't CARE About Them!!! by They Are Dead To Me June 24, 2005

I just have really high standards 

when your talking to a whore and she wants you dick but you dont want STDs.

Its not you, its me, i just have really high standards.

I just have really high standards by crass June 27, 2004

I just want to shit with the birds 

An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.

Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.

I just want to shit with the birds by Regicidal October 31, 2013

Im Just Saying

An alternative to "In My Humble Opinion..."
Its an easy way out to the end of a heated conversation. It also allows you to cover yourself so no one can rebuttal

Boy 1 - People dont do enough work around here. Everyone at this job is lazy!

Boy 2 - Maybe its YOU who doesnt do enough work and maybe YOU are the one who's lazy, I mean, Im just saying.

Im Just Saying by Skrillamon April 7, 2011

don't think about it, you just do it. 

a mixture of sports quotations such as adidas with a hint of originality and innocence. it is a term that is described to take a wild action that should be done spontaneously and without using the mind. much similar to the creater of this phrase.

very commonly used by Leo and carry forwarded by Eetu and Rohan.

person1- dude do u think i should jump from that building to my death
person 2- don't think about it, you just do it.

don't think about it, you just do it. by ronnie1234 November 6, 2010