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Jordan

He has a aisan face and a country accent he’s inlove with Coop from all American he has a child named Jordan jr. he gets beat up by Bris and simps over Alyssas he can’t draw but he thinks he can and he is adorable they also hate Annie’s
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Jordan

Big dick guy fucking fine ass hell get hoe but the one he love the most he will be with her forever and he will beat any nigga ass who mess with him his homies or his girl
Girls: jordan fine as fuck wish he could be my man
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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jordan cross

This particular male is known for taking a males girlfriend then letting them know he did with out giving any fucks. Usually smokes dope out the zip & will be somebody extravagant one day.
Jordan cross is that nigga you can't keep ya spouse around.
by Jay-Pastooo March 14, 2017
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Jordan is an unintelligent girl who is upsessed with GayTS I mean BTS who looks like a decomposed sea urchin with the iq of Patrick.
Jordan was a bitch today in school
Jordan thinks she’s hotter than Addison Rae
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Jew

Generally in denial about being Jewish
Jordan is a jew
by A real life Noah July 28, 2025
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Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."
Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"
by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020
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jordan is a
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