Louisiana Mud Cloud

When you stick your ass out of a plane mid flight and drop a fat poo

Oh no! Little Timmy just got hit by a Louisiana Mud Cloud!

by acheekyfookincoon December 14, 2024

Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.

He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.

by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025

Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

by Jermeiser October 6, 2016

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by lilpine September 17, 2021

Mud

A name you would call your friend

Homie 1: Whats going on mud”!
Homie 2: Nun much muddy

by Timmothy boniqua Antonius jr. April 14, 2025

Mud Beater

Beating your shit covered dick

Stevie gave mark a gnarly mud beater

by onlysmokefire420 June 21, 2025

Mud Flapped

Mud Flapped : Is the female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you kill your opponent. The act of repeatedly squatting up and down on their head.

After being killed in my game she mud flapped me to show her dominance and to let me know I am trash.

by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023