Human Torpedo 

When a person playing basketball shoots up to the rim in a complete pencil like shape with the ball in two hands above their head with their arms fully extended. The person does not change position in mid air until the dunk is completed and both feet have landed on the ground. The Human Torpedo can be used to achieve a "Master Eng" which is a different term.

"He just did a human torpedo!"

Human Torpedo by Motion Wawa December 18, 2012

Human Elevator 

Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.

Man, I had shit going down one side of me and cum down the other. I was like a human elevator!!

Human Elevator by Dirty Long River June 27, 2012

human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game

Nate was a pink human piñata this week

human piñata by booze OG May 5, 2013

Human centipenis 

When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.

"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"

"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."

Human centipenis by Scoops747 July 30, 2013

Humanitechian 

Taken from the word humanitarian. Humanitechian is a person that is devoted to the promotion of human welfare and the advancement of social reforms through the use of technology or funds acquired through technology advancement. a philanthropist offering help or assistance to the uneducated, underprivileged or needy through technology. adj.

Of, relating to, or characteristic of a humanitarian or humanitarianism

Bill Gates is a humanitechian. Someone who helped others through his accomplishments through technology and the funds derived through his

technological accomplishments.

Humanitechian by daev44 September 20, 2013

human video 

A skit, sketch, or drama to a song done by people, live.

We performed a human video at our school about teen violence to the song Hero by Skillet.

human video by Maxedout27 October 28, 2013

human wikipedia 

Someone who is smart and knows generally about anything, but ends up giving either false or too much information.

Example A
Me: Bob, do you know about the Boston Red Sox?
Bob: The Boston Red Sox is an American professional baseball team based in Boston, Massachusetts, founded in 1901. Their uniform consists of a standard baseball cap and shirt, and specifically red socks, hence the name of the team "Boston Red Sox". The Boston Red Sox is currently a member in the Major League Baseball's American League Eastern Division.

Me: K den.

Example B
Me: What's inside a hot pocket anyways?
Bob: Peanut butter, jelly, and two slices of bread.
Me: That's why it tastes like meat, thanks Human Wikipedia!

human wikipedia by So... November 7, 2013