South Carolina Trojan Horse

A sex act, which is highly dangerous and should only be attempted by experienced individuals. The woman gets on all fours and uses both her hands to stretch her asshole as wide as possible. The man stands about 10-20ft behind her and masturbates until the point of edging. When the man is about to cum, he sprints towards his lady and jousts his erect cock all the way into her asshole and ejaculates. The force of the simultaneous joust and ejaculation is what ends the Trojan War.

I was watching a documentary about the Trojan War when my girlfriend walked into the room and sat on my lap.
Next thing she knew she was four on the floor, ass open and ready for a South Carolina Trojan Horse.

by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe October 29, 2023

approximately 27 sobbing horses

a phrase used describing a very very sad group of people with horse masks on. or they are very very sad furries.

person 1 :"they look like approximately 27 sobbing horses"
person 2 :"yeah it's probably because the horse-masks are not popular anymore"

by dead horse named Steve May 4, 2020

Giant horse, cock and balls

A saying that emphasizes the s cons part of something. For example if you see a horse of spiders you would say “giant horse” and then when the massive spider appears you finish it off with “cock and balls”

“Giant horse, cock and balls” said emily

by Suck me Alex January 11, 2021

Catching A Fox On A Horse Hunt

Something you suggest when you have no fucking idea how the game charades works

It's your round. Why don't you mime "Catching a fox on a horse hunt". That will be fun for everyone.

by anarsh April 4, 2020

I call horse nuts

I call horse nuts is just a proper way of saying I call Bullshit

Why did that not count, I call Horse Nuts

by Carrot577 May 14, 2021

1 Man 1 Horse

When you insert Ketamine up inside your arsehole and trip the fuck out

Yarrrrrr lad, I absolutely 1 man 1 horsed the mrs last night

by SalfordMandemOnTheWall January 22, 2020

dog horse magenta dildo

The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.

Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!

by Father Jake September 14, 2017