check his calendar

To check his sanity.

"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo

by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008

Pooped in his own hand

An action that backfired horribly
Karma

"Principal Hugh.J added a rule that eating isnt allowed in the classes, so everyone ate in the school halls!
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?

by popthatbvssy August 09, 2022

Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship

Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston

by pooplessccheng March 29, 2023

Hied

Past tense of ‘Hi’

I hied Liam yesterday

by October 26, 2020

croc in his pocket

a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money

"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."

by dbdbdb999 December 31, 2015

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

by syafinaz? October 23, 2023

Shotgun Hi-jack

When someone has previously called shotgun, and then gets out of the car at all, without calling seat-back. The person who wishes to obtain the position of shotgun shouts "shotgun hi-jack" and takes the shotgun position.

Joe's homey get's out of the car... like a fool he doesn't call seat back... Joe being the genius he is calls shotgun hi-jack and takes the shotgun position. Joe's homey returns to the car... and realizes he is a fool and sits in a non-shotgun position.

by jhirbour June 02, 2011