Cum flakes

It’s when you ejaculate in your covers at night then the next morning you scrape it off your covers in to flakes.

Mom: time to eat breakfast.
You: hold on I’m Scraping my cum flakes.

by Crustyh January 17, 2018

dominic cummings

Description for a type of golf shot where the player hits a long drive out of bounds without penalty.

Damn, looks like I've hit a Dominic Cummings. Never mind, I'll just reload.

by Jannera38 December 10, 2020

The Cummings Disorder

The passionate urge to run very large distances in a very short amount of time. Normally, without getting tired.

I just ran 5 miles with this dude, and he told me that when he gets home, he's going to run 8 more.

That guy's got an awful case of The Cummings Disorder.

by TheMGMguy September 22, 2012

puddle of cum

The best insult in human history no other insult can match it

Fuck you, you puddle of cum
AW SHIT

by poopyman September 16, 2013

Olli's cum

Synonym for delicious

I could not get enough of Olli's cum

by CutieBunny October 19, 2018

cum shout

When someone loudly exclaims something at the point of climax.

Oh my god Stacy, John did a cum shout last night.

What did he say??
He just shouted “MARRY ME” when he came.

by Baub27 January 6, 2019

Cum Cocoon

Cum on a girl so much she is enveloped by it like a caterpillar beocming a cocoon

I came so much last night I turned her into a cum Cocoon

by OC87* August 5, 2018