A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.
by SpinX22 June 1, 2025
Get the Schrödinger’s Christianmug. best man 2 ever exist. christian is the best ever, period. hes just so perfect and hes sooo soosososososososso pretty. he has the prettiest blue eyes and the nicest hair on a guy and his jaw is perfection. christian is one of the guys who u can love with all of ur heart foreverrrr. even when i get old and we dont talk anymore ill still know why i decided to love christian over all the other boys or girls i couldve chosen. christian if ur reading this, it’s ah’nyah, ur biggest fan!!! lmao luv u so so much<3
by ahnyaah October 16, 2022
Get the christianmug. 
A loser who is mixed race and should die a horrible death. He is a snake who records all discord conversations and sends them to his friend (who will not be named, but his name is Alex) in order to ruin the friend group permanently.
by jbumpus20 June 26, 2023
Get the Christianmug. Christian Donato is the best guy around. He overall is so caring, talented, and intelligent. He is the best friend anyone can have and an even better boyfriend. He’s a supportive teammate and a great classmate. He’s always worried about someone else instead of always about himself. He tries his best at everything he does and he is the best no matter what happens. He is so hot and sexy too. He has the best body ever and he is so beautiful. I love him more than anyone and anything. He’s my favorite person and my best friend forever.
by iamcuteandfunny October 30, 2023
Get the Christian donatomug. Is a sex-god, or.. the sex god. You will be chocked that he’s so kind since he looks like the Viking Thor and also Sverrir Gudnasson and Mr Big, among others.
He has eyes that want to eat you and fill you up and you’ll be willing to do it with a vegetable or even something sicker. He’s a man and he acts like a man, but still has a soft side and you want to annoy him just so he can treat you like a kitten 🐱
He has eyes that want to eat you and fill you up and you’ll be willing to do it with a vegetable or even something sicker. He’s a man and he acts like a man, but still has a soft side and you want to annoy him just so he can treat you like a kitten 🐱
by Schön January 21, 2022
Get the Christianmug.