shit faced

The act of being completely intoxicated. Usually associated with alcohol consumption.

I was so shit faced last night

Luke was so shit faced I doubt he remembers the strip club

I enjoy getting shit faced once in a while

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

Cold face

Facial expression that shows mixture of resentment and disappointment.

Why you give me cold face when I'm half hour late??!

by Rocky888 July 13, 2018

clam faced

When you get done eating your girl out and she came on your face

Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.

by Clamer August 4, 2017

face-place

Seeing a familiar-looking person and trying, often in vain, to recollect where and when one had met him/her.

Hey, that girl who just walked past us looks familiar. I'm trying my darndest to face-place her.

by Oh well! April 27, 2011

cheek on face

when a male or female rest one side of his/her arse on ones cheek.

get your god dam cheek of my face

by Dan the Man March 26, 2003

snatchet-facing

When 2 nasty, ugly chicks can't enough attention because they have a combination of snatch and hatchet face so they start making out in attempt to attract men, which just turns them off even more.

"That snatchet-facing at the bar last night made me want to drown those two bitches in herpe-infested water!"

by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011

face assumption

a face-stalker who can conclude from their face-stalking what is going to happen to others

my face assumption is that he is going to get naked with her

by whataboutbob? September 18, 2010