Bum Spiders

1. When sitting in a park and your friend discovers a spider approaching your lower back going for your bum. This spider could be aiming to actually get inside your bum, therefore becoming a bum spider.

2. An imaginary STI where if you have anal sex too much, spiders will become attracted to your bum, then being able to be passed on to someone else who has anal sex with you.

Helena: "DAMN there's a spider going towards your ass!"

Doug: "SHIT damn bum spiders!!"

by HelenaLexxiFoxxx September 29, 2010

Bum on a barrel

One who is on something quickly. (plural) A group of people hanging around one area such as a table or heater.

That guy was on that like a bum on a barrel. (Plural) You guys are standing here like bums on a barrel.

by NivekC1 March 27, 2009

Cum bum

A girl who will take a load anywhere, anyplace, anytime, by as many guys as she can. She guzzles cum like some people drink beers.

That girl is the best, she is a real cum bum!

by Booooomerrr! October 2, 2019

Bleedy Bum

when bum seeps out of a persons ass after consumption of too much MSG

Man I have bad bleedy bum, I need to stop eating all that MSG

by 112 HP crew September 4, 2009

Bum-A-Holic

1. Someone who is addicted to being a bum

2. someone that is always a bum

John: Joe, I feel so lazy today.
Joe: Get your fat ass off of that couch u bum-a-holic!

by meyaki February 27, 2009

Bum Smasher

Someone that is a complete idiot and is in fact so stupid you feel they could walk around backwards smashing their bum into everything without realizing how stupid it is.

Did you see that report David produced? Yeah it was awful... He's such bum smasher.

by Reformation January 16, 2010

bum troubler

Someone who gives grief to homeless folk.

I saw a chav beat up a tramp yesterday, he was obviously a total bum troubler

by VeenPA June 23, 2009