Guys with the most insane ability to get any girl they want. Also guys who will turn into the biggest assholes you've ever met if you fuck with them. Be careful with them around women you like as they'll probably get them first.
What happened" "I pissed off the Marshall brothers so they banged my girlfriend and my sister and sent me pics" "Damn!"
by Anonymous63401 January 21, 2011

by anonymous October 5, 2022

by Kalesalad April 27, 2021

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

A homie you French kiss
by Tonguebrothersunite October 6, 2025

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
by Meep beep June 12, 2021

When 2 guys both cream pie a Latina in a short enough time frame for the leche to mix.
Leche is Spanish slang for semen. The term is popular in Southern California and Tijuana, Mexico where English and Spanish words are often blended together. Often shortened to just "Leche Bros". The woman must be a Latina, the men can be any ethnicity. DNA paternity tests are highly recommended in the case of leche brothers.
Leche is Spanish slang for semen. The term is popular in Southern California and Tijuana, Mexico where English and Spanish words are often blended together. Often shortened to just "Leche Bros". The woman must be a Latina, the men can be any ethnicity. DNA paternity tests are highly recommended in the case of leche brothers.
by TJ Dave September 26, 2022
