Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion

-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"

by Codeplayer October 3, 2011

Keele Cock Block

Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.

Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.

by Jack Shaw December 21, 2007

inadvertent cock-block

when your roommate cock-blocks you inadvertently, just because he/she lives there and wants to go to sleep, making it not really his/her fault, but frustrating all the same. This becomes even more frustrating when your partner has roommates as well, leaving you completely dry.

Last night I got hit by an inadvertent cock-block. Talk about frustrating.

by Taylor McClanahan April 29, 2008

Spassky Bishop Block

A public urination concealment technique in which a male hides his penis between his hand and a tree or other object so nobody sees his ding-dong. Its name comes from an episode of Saved by the Bell.

Amy tried to scope my dick when I took a piss out back but I hid it with the Spassky Bishop Block.

by LazerPhazer June 15, 2010

cock block and roll

Its when you're with some friends at a party or some sort of get together and one of your friends is flirting or gettin with someone and you need to leave.

Lets cock block and roll this mother f*cker

by shoopdoopshibby July 29, 2010

D-Block

To get a group of people to Jump someone.

Yo, you better watch yourself or your gonna get D-Blocked

by Justin November 11, 2003

married cock block

n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.

n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.

v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.

Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.

by Who do you see? C-E-B August 23, 2007