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face beard

When you are sucking a dude's dick and his hairy balls rest on your chin...face beard
"yo...I was sucking this guys dick last night and his hairy balls sat on on my chin for like 5mins...and the whole time I felt like I had a face beard"
by Miz Michael February 4, 2018
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Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”
She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.
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Ashley Beardmore

Ashley Beardmore

•/adj/-
•A sterotype of a white girl.
• /adj/.-
•a stereotype for a dictator
adj1- The Ashley Beardmore group wuz at Starbucks

adj2- Kim Jong Un is An Ashley Beardmore
by Sum_dude101 May 9, 2018
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soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
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Soggy Beard

When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.
Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.
by soggybeardlover July 17, 2018
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horn beard

when ur beard gets horny and starts coppin og blowjs and yingering a butthole
oh shit did u guys see beard horn that grenade? he horn bearded the shit out of her
by Ieata$$ October 14, 2018
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Dick Beard

Male Pubic hair, specifically it refers to how individual men "manscape" or lack thereof in the pubic region.
Its no shave November so I am letting my Dick Beard go to duck dynesty status, all grown out and bushy. Watch out December because I am thinking of doing the George Michael Dick Beard, hairless balls with and a very trimmed 5- o'clock shadow.
by The Odd One 44 November 15, 2018
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