Anal Cubing

The act of firing Cubes out of your Ass to Seduce your bitch.

Tim: hey,why weren't you in the gym yesterday?
Bob: i was Anal cubing with my girfriend,man...

by Gumballamiyumi September 5, 2012

Anal Funkmeyer

A name similar to an asshole that you can call your friends.

Dude you’re such a fucking anal funkmeyer.

by Gibster_23 March 28, 2023

anal nova

The result of entirely too much drunken Taco Bell.

Oh man...I'm never going out for drinks with you again. I woke up with some serious anal nova this morning.

by makeandmodel June 18, 2014

anal-sex

When a guy drops the soap in prison.

I had anal-sex with joey last night, the buff guy two cells away.

by Marshmallow69 April 7, 2022

anal rossing

When you get your asshole tickled lightly with a paintbrush. Named after the famous Bob Ross who is the best person ever.

Bae: Gimme an anal rossing
You: What?

Bae: Just act like my asshole is a canvas.

You: With paint!?
Bae: Maybe....

by §¡Ñ May 30, 2018

anal chopsticks

Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food

I had the worst anal chopsticks ever

by TrentW March 18, 2017

Anal Jelly

It's technically a better and weirder name for lube. Anal jelly.

Julie: Wtf is anal jelly?
Mark: It's slang for lube.

by HowAreWeHere??43 January 3, 2019