Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

Short stack

Short stack is a short tempered midget that likes to go home after a long day at school and touch himself to pictures of his younger cousin he loves to rub his clit with a tellitubby doll and makes little moaning noises while he does it, he usually does it until his parents come home and lets them walk into his room to catch him when they do he shouts "Yahtzee" and cums all over his mum's face she screams but secretly enjoys it and then his miso walks in and wets herself at the site of it all then he jumps up on all fours and screeches as he jumps out of a window and runs off into the night completely naked

Ohhh look its short stack again he always does that stuff

by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018

short back and shite

slang term for the haircut "short back and sides"

the fuck did you get at the barber's mate? a short back and shite?

by europeanmale47 May 22, 2024

Throw a short person day

On November 9th, you can throw a short person.

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!

by Uhhhh_idk- November 9, 2023

Short Boy Surprise

A short kid that has a huge Dick

Why are you dating David he's so short

He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)

by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023

short pound

When 12oz is referred to as a "pound" instead of the proper 16oz.

~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.

~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(

by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019

SHORT KING

not jacob cause jacobs tall

(boy) “what are your thoughts on SHORT KINGS”
(girl) “are you talking about jacob?”
(boy) “no”

by rhajshwbagdhhwva August 12, 2023